Hotline by Karley Sciortino

Hotline by Karley Sciortino

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March 2026

"Help, My Boyfriend Can't Cum"
A field guide to why his dick doesn't work—and what to do about it (without getting lockjaw in the process)
 • Karley Sciortino
I Took A Break From Men. Here's What Happened.
How a series of increasingly strange dates led me to a period of celibacy...
 • Karley Sciortino
Indulgent Sex-Prep, Affordable Skincare, and More...
Plus recs for great butt jeans, an antidote to Instagram face, a maximalist duvet, and more personal faves...
 • Karley Sciortino
Why Do We Fake Orgasms?
On sexual performance, fragile egos, "sympathy orgasms," and other lies we tell in bed...
 • Karley Sciortino
He Said He'd Reach Out... (Spoiler: He Didn't)
Advice for dating someone who's allergic to making plans
Are Millennials Slutty Because of Sex and the City?
Talking to a Gen Z about SATC has me reexamining my entire sexual history...
 • Karley Sciortino

February 2026

“If He Wanted To, He Would”… or Would He?
Examining this—and other modern dating "truths"—with the help of dating coach, Amy Chan
 • Karley Sciortino
44:05
Can a Long Distance Relationship Actually Work?
Advice Column! The sex is insane. The flights are expensive. The future is… unclear.
 • Karley Sciortino
Mistress Colette and the Art of the Dominatrix (PODCAST!)
Talking power, sub drama, erotic kidnappings gone wrong, "Locktober," and how kink can be surprisingly wholesome
 • Karley Sciortino
58:26
Can You Date Someone If You Hate Their Style?
The fine line between taste, standards, and Dating Derangement Syndrome
 • Karley Sciortino
Valentine’s Gift + Date Guide (for couples, singles & situationships)
Party tips, romantic menu inspo, and the lube and lingerie of your wet dreams
 • Karley Sciortino
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